Beware, it's spreading...

I wonder if Canada has anything they can import that would mitigate this condition:

Subject: New CDC Virus Warning
The Center for Disease Control has issued
a warning about a new
virulent strain of a sexually transmitted
disease. This disease is contracted
through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhealectim
(pronounced "gonna re-elect him").Many
victims have contracted it after having
been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect
themselves from this especially virulent
disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals
infected with Gonorrhealectim include, but
are not limited to: Anti-social personality
disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with
a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling
of the English language; extreme cognitive
dissonance; inability to incorporate new
information; pronounced xenophobia; inability
to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of mis-
placed bravado; ignorance of geography and
history; tendencies toward creating evangel-
ical theocracies; and a strong propensity
for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.