not the brightest in the box...

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> Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 01:15:30 -0400
> Subject: Bushies and bulbs
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> 1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
> 2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
> bulb needs to be changed,
> 3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
> 4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either
> for changing the light bulb or for darkness,
> 5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton
> for the new light bulb,
> 6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
> standing on a step ladder under the banner: Lightbulb Change
> Accomplished,
> 7. one administration insider to resign and write a book
> documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark,
> 8. one to viciously smear #7,
> 9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
> Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
> 10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
> between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.